I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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