You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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