That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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