Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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