New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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