cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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