This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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