I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
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Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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