Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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