Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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