i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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