I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
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How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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