I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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