You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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