I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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