Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Randomize
