I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
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i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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