By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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