Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
