People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
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By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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