yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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