dude i'm inner monologue high
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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