And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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