Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
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i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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