You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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