I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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