Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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