Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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