Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
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did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
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He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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