he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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