plz talk dirty to me
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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