***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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