it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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