Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
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