Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
50% drunk capacity currently
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
All I want is dick and wine.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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