Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
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We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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