Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I checked into jail on foursquare
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
