I can tuck mytits in my pants
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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