1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
