we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
