Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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