Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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