he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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