I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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