I'm lost and stupid without you.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
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I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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