But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
smell my finger.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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