I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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