She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
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I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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