I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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