Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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