She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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