The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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