i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize