Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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