its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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